Stumbleupon Review
- 186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
- One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs….Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs. Repeat until BUGS = 0
- One more time….this is your mind. [picture of egg] This is the government on your mind. [picture of stomped egg] Any questions?
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- One of the main causes of the decline of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs
- One of the symptoms of impending nervous breakdown is the belief that your work is terribly important
- One picture had better be worth a thousand words–it takes up more disk space
- 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight–it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
- One Step Beyond The Night Gallery into The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone
- 1/3 + 1/222 = 225/666 Beast Common Denominator
- Only a fool expects rational behavior from their fellow human beings. Why do they expect it from a machine that human beings have constructed?
- Only borrow from pessimists–they don't expect to be paid back
- Only lefties are in their right minds
- Only one planet? At least one solar system!
- ONLY telepaths don't need safewords
- Only the insane have strength enough to prosper: only those that prosper truly judge what is sane
- The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
- The only true deadline is asystole
- Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him