186,000 mps: It's not just

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  • 186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
  • One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs….Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs.  Repeat until BUGS = 0
  • One more time….this is your mind.  [picture of egg]  This is the government on your mind.  [picture of stomped egg]  Any questions?
  • 1-900-666-0666  Live Beasts!  One-on-one Pacts!  Call now!  Only $6.66/minute!  Over 18 only please
  • One of the main causes of the decline of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs
  • One of the symptoms of impending nervous breakdown is the belief that your work is terribly important
  • One picture had better be worth a thousand words–it takes up more disk space
  • 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight–it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
  • One Step Beyond The Night Gallery into The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone
  • 1/3 + 1/222 = 225/666 Beast Common Denominator
  • Only a fool expects rational behavior from their fellow human beings.  Why do they expect it from a machine that human beings have constructed?
  • Only borrow from pessimists–they don't expect to be paid back
  • Only lefties are in their right minds
  • Only one planet? At least one solar system!
  • ONLY telepaths don't need safewords
  • Only the insane have strength enough to prosper: only those that prosper truly judge what is sane
  • The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
  • The only true deadline is asystole
  • Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him
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