Stumbleupon Review
- Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve the three-body problem
- Playing in traffic on the information superhighway
- Please bus your trays–the food that you don't eat today may be the food that eats you tomorrow Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
- Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons
- Please do not adjust your mind–reality is malfunctioning
- Please do not look into laser with remaining eyeball
- Please DON'T tell me about your character
- Please solve your problems in advance so that we can help you better
- PMS? No, I'm always like this. Why do you ask?
- Pobody's Nerfect!
- Poets make better lays
- Pogo ergo possum
- The police aren't there to create disorder, they're there to preserve disorder
- Political language is designed to make lies sound useful and murder respectable
- Politically correct is a contradiction in terms
- The politically correct are differently clued
- Politicians are like diapers–both should be changed regularly for the same reason
- Politicians are like rats–what they take for themselves is trivial compared to what they destroy to get it
- Politician's Logic: Something must be done, this is something, therefore we must do it
- Politicians who support sanctions should have to take in the refugees–it's only fair
- Politics: formed from the Greek "poly", meaning many and "ticks", meaning small blood-sucking insects