Politics is for the moment.&

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  • Politics is for the moment.  An equation is for eternity.
  • Portions of the preceding were recorded.  As for the rest, I quite fear that it was all in your mind.
  • Possession of the law is no excuse
  • Possessor of a mind not merely twisted but actually sprained
  • Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth
  • Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kind of neat.
  • Power corrupts–isn't that what it's for?
  • Practice atheism, the religion of the gods!
  • Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty
  • Practice safe government–use kingdoms
  • Pregnancy is hell. Anyone who says otherwise is lying or on drugs
  • Prepare for the future–read science fiction
  • Press any key.  NO!  NO!  Not that one!
  • Press any key to continue, or any other key to format hard drive
  • Press ENTER to go on to the next button
  • Pretend to spank me–I'm a pseudo-masochist
  • A priest, a minister, a rabbi, a feminist, an Irishman, a Jew, a gorilla, and an elephant walked into a bar. The bartender said, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
  • Private Button–do not read
  • The problem with depending on government is that you can't depend on it
  • The problem with the easy way out is that it's already been mined
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