Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review I wonder if the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress I won't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm. I wore black before I was cool I … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I hate being cheered up.  It's depressing. I hate you, you hate me, let's go out and kill Barney–with a 9 millimeter bullet to the head, lets tell Baby Bop Barney's dead I hate you, you hate me, we're … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I have multiple personalities, and we vote I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your WHOLE BODY! I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with it I have no … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!  What do you make of that?…Damn–there goes another! I just know I was meant to be born rich–somebody up there must have fouled … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I <turtle drawing heart> logo I love my attitude problem I love you, you love me…Dinosaur sexuality I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward I may have taught you everything *you* … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve, but why do *I* have to get the government they deserve? I don't care what dark matter is–just so it isn't SPIDERS I don't care who does the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I don't have to take this abuse from you–I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me I don't HAVE ulcers–I give them! I don't know and I don't care–that's why they put me in charge I don't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I don't need speed reading.  I need speed bookcase building. I don't need you, you know–I can be lonely all by myself I don't need your attitude–I have one of my own I don't practice what I preach because … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemmingway story.  If I get any more cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all. I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Humor Me Humpty Dumpty was pushed I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway I am a BBS addict. If you are a decent … Continue reading →