Humor Me

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  • Humor Me
  • Humpty Dumpty was pushed
  • I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway
  • I am a BBS addict. If you are a decent person you will not show me your dialing directory.
  • I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.
  • I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will sell me books at half price.
  • I am a buttonholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another button.
  • I am a genius and should be exempt from shit
  • I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet.
  • I am a softwareholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me any more software.
  • I am a Shadow. I stand between the Light….and the wall
  • I am an intellectual (I think)
  • I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, man….
  • I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevent.
  • I am different, I am alone and I'm am outcast…I bleed green!
  • I am Goth. See me pout.
  • I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication
  • I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi…oooh, donuts!
  • I am interested in politics so that someday I will not have to be interested in politics
  • I am not A bitch…I am THE bitch
  • I am not a happy camper
  • I am not a minority. I am an outnumbered majority.
  • I am not a monotheist–the world looks as though it was designed by a committee
  • I am not a number! I am a free numeric variable!
  • I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy, of which human nature is only a part
  • I am not a target audiance
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