Stumbleupon Review
- Humor Me
- Humpty Dumpty was pushed
- I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway
- I am a BBS addict. If you are a decent person you will not show me your dialing directory.
- I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.
- I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will sell me books at half price.
- I am a buttonholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another button.
- I am a genius and should be exempt from shit
- I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet.
- I am a softwareholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me any more software.
- I am a Shadow. I stand between the Light….and the wall
- I am an intellectual (I think)
- I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, man….
- I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevent.
- I am different, I am alone and I'm am outcast…I bleed green!
- I am Goth. See me pout.
- I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication
- I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi…oooh, donuts!
- I am interested in politics so that someday I will not have to be interested in politics
- I am not A bitch…I am THE bitch
- I am not a happy camper
- I am not a minority. I am an outnumbered majority.
- I am not a monotheist–the world looks as though it was designed by a committee
- I am not a number! I am a free numeric variable!
- I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy, of which human nature is only a part
- I am not a target audiance