I don't care if *they* get

Stumbleupon Review

  • I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve, but why do *I* have to get the government they deserve?
  • I don't care what dark matter is–just so it isn't SPIDERS
  • I don't care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating
  • I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on water while I'm fishing!
  • I don't delegate responsibility–I delegate blame
  • I don't do names
  • I don't do work, but I have a friend who does
  • I don't especially hate vampires–I just hate anything above ME on the food chain
  • I don't fit in–I belong to a better puzzle
  • I don't have a gaming problem–when I make a decision, I just toss a 1D2…err, coin
  • I don't have an attitude, babe–I AM an attitude
  • I don't have an attitude problem–it's supposed to be like this
  • I don't have an overactive imagination–I live in an underactive universe
  • I don't have any solutions, but I certainly admire the problem
  • I don't have burnout, but I'm slightly singed
  • I don't have morals. I do have standards.
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