I don't need speed reading

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  • I don't need speed reading.  I need speed bookcase building.
  • I don't need you, you know–I can be lonely all by myself
  • I don't need your attitude–I have one of my own
  • I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I preach to
  • I don't pretend to understand the universe–it's much bigger than I am –Einstein
  • I don't remember volunteering for this "Ring" business
  • I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there
  • I don't suffer from insanity–I revel in it!
  • I don't take up more than my share of space–my share's bigger than yours, that's all
  • I don't want constructive criticism.  It's all I can do to put up with constructive praise
  • I don't want to die–existence is one of my strong points
  • I don't want to live forever–I just want to outlive my enemies and my cat
  • I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I could read with pleasure
  • I eat junk food to get it out of the house
  • I eat the flesh of the living–and I vote
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