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Stumbleupon Review HAL 9000: "Dave, put those Windows disks down…Dave…DAVE!" Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years–I'd just like to know which half Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse when … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Having a Prince Albert means never losing your car keys He who obeys…sometimes The heck with top and bottom–I want relationships with strangeness and charm Hedonist for Hire–No job too easy The hell with criticism–praise is good enough … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Here at First National, you're not just a number–you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number Here I am!  Now what are your other two wishes? He's dead, Jean-Luc He's dead, Jim. He's dead, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Government is the great fiction whereby everyone endeavors to live at the expense of everyone else A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul Grad School–it's not a job, it's … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review General System Error: Please sacrifice a goat and two chickens to continue The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance Genetically perfect but morally crippled Gerbil-jamming is safe–if you don't share gerbils … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the equipment, training, and staff to make a difference God grant me the serenity to accept the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Freedom is just chaos with better lighting Freedom of speech is wonderful–right up there with the freedom not to listen A Freudian slip may be revealing, but a Jungian slip is just a mythstake Friendly fire isn't.  Recoilless rifles … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Fabricati Diem, PVNC Failure is not an option Faith Manages Fandom–drugs would be cheaper Fandom is the world's most sophisticated and advanced system for just hanging around Fandom isn't a matter of life and death–it's much more important … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch–don't push it 42? 7.5 million years, and all you got was….oh, you were running Windows Fighting is cheating. If you get caught, you weren't cheating hard enough. File not found.  I'll load something *I* think … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review 'The fog comes in on little cat feet' is a flat lie unless fog is a great deal noisier than I ever expected The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false. Fool!  I am the guard! For … Continue reading →