'The fog comes in on

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  • 'The fog comes in on little cat feet' is a flat lie unless fog is a great deal noisier than I ever expected
  • The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false.
  • Fool!  I am the guard!
  • For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3  
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
  • For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision
  • For something to become clean, something else must become dirty, but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean
  • For this problem, we'll have to call in our crack team of trained solipsists
  • Forecasting is difficult, especially about the future
  • Foreign aid is the transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries
  • Forewarned is half an octopus
  • Forget strangeness and charm; give me a relationship that's 3 parts passion and 2 parts teeth
  • Former Fetus for Choice
  • Forms follow function, and often obliterate it
  • Fortunately, the computer virus did no harm to our records.  It was immediately devoured by the bugs in our own programming
  • Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has been fixed
  • 43% of all statistics are worthless
  • 42–The answer to life, the universe, and everything
  • Four balls and you walk: if you're tried and acquitted four times, you can never be arrested again
  • The four gaits: Walk, trot, canter, and what was that noise?
  • Fractals–what you see is what you wait for
  • Free Oral Castrations
  • Freedom, Immortality, and the Stars!
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