God grant me the serenity to

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  • God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the equipment, training, and staff to make a difference
  • God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference
  • God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference
  • God, in His bounty and generosity, always creates more horse's asses than there are horses to attach them to
  • God is dead–you are all absolutely free
  • God is love–but get it in writing
  • God is real unless declared integer
  • God made a few people perfect–the rest He created right-handed
  • God saw absolute truth lying in the street and picked it up. The Devil said, "Give it to me and I'll organize it for you."
  • The Goddess does not seek worship–she rejoices in being vividly imagined
  • Goddesses R Us–how may you serve us?
  • Gods R Us–how may you serve us?
  • Gone crazy, be back later, leave message at the beep
  • Good leaders are scarce, so I am following myself
  • `Good Morning' is a contradiction in terms
  • The good news is: I'm a perfectionist.  The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
  • A good slogan can stop thought for fifty years.  A great slogan can stop it forever.
  • Gosh, that takes me back…or forward.  That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
  • Got blood?
  • Got books?
  • Government is non-consensual S&M with the second amendment as the only safeword
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