General System Error: Please

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  • General System Error: Please sacrifice a goat and two chickens to continue
  • The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance
  • Genetically perfect but morally crippled
  • Gerbil-jamming is safe–if you don't share gerbils
  • Get thee down.  Be thou funky.
  • Give generously so that EPOXY can be cured
  • Give me a straight line and I'll bend it for you
  • Give me coffee and no one gets hurt
  • Give me levity or give me death
  • Give me that REAL old-time religion–Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Danu, Inanna
  • Giving up Catholicism for Lent
  • Global Village Idiot
  • !GO HOM-9
  • Go Lemmings Go!
  • Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes
  • Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no, and yes, and no, and yes….
  • Go on and try it.  The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friends.
  • God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have to make it upward compatible
  • God created a 24-hour light and dark cycle.  The angels asked, "What will You do next?"  "Call it a day."
  • God created music so people could pray without words
  • God didn't create the world in seven days–He goofed off for six, then pulled an all-nighter
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