Having a Prince Albert means

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  • Having a Prince Albert means never losing your car keys
  • He who obeys…sometimes
  • The heck with top and bottom–I want relationships with strangeness and charm
  • Hedonist for Hire–No job too easy
  • The hell with criticism–praise is good enough for me
  • The hell with the prime directive–let's kill something
  • Hellion in scrubs (with comfortable shoes)
  • Hello, Agent Mulder.  I hear you're looking for aliens.  You may call me the Doctor.
  • Hello.  I'm earth.  Have we met?
  • Hello.  I'm from the government and I'm here to tell you that the check is in the mail.
  • Hello–I'm in a superposition of states right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, I'll get back to you as soon as my state collapses
  • Hello.  My $NAME is ~inigo-montoya.  You killed my process.  Prepare to vi.  –The Unix's Bride
  • Hello.  My name is Batman.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.
  • Hello.  My name is Oedipus.  You are my father.  Prepare to die.
  • Help Desk: We don't read the manual for you
  • Help Desk: We read the manual for you
  • Heralds don't pun–they cant
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