51% sweetheart, 49% bitch–don

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  • 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch–don't push it
  • 42? 7.5 million years, and all you got was….oh, you were running Windows
  • Fighting is cheating. If you get caught, you weren't cheating hard enough.
  • File not found.  I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
  • Fimbriation is a borderline case
  • Fine.  You're undead.  I have a life.
  • The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny
  • First generation Trekker 6609.08
  • The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%
  • First-rate people hire first-rate people.  Second-rate people hire third-rate people.
  • First rule of GMing: If they split up, giggle insanely
  • First they came for the cigarettes and I didn't speak up because I don't smoke.  Then, they came for the alcohol, and I didn't speak up because I don't drink.  When they came for the chocolate I reached for my gun and …oops!
  • First they came for the drug dealers and the inside traders, and I didn't speak out.   Then they came for the smokers and the fat people, and I still didn't speak out.  When they came for me, there was no one left to speak.
  • First they came for the fourth amendment, but I said nothing because I wasn't a drug dealer.  Then they came for the sixth amendment, but I kept quiet because I wasn't guilty.  Finally they came for the first amendment, and by then it was too late to say anything at all.
  • 555—The number of the wannabeast
  • Flaming Heterosexual
  • Flat Mars Society
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