Government is the great

Stumbleupon Review

  • Government is the great fiction whereby everyone endeavors to live at the expense of everyone else
  • A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul
  • Grad School–it's not a job, it's an indenture
  • Graduate of the Cat School of Excuses "I meant to do that"
  • Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Driving
  • Graduate of the Sadie Hawkins School of Guerilla Flirting
  • Gravity isn't MY fault–I voted for velcro!
  • The great tragedy of science is the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact
  • Gross anatomy–it isn't just for breakfast anymore
  • Growing old is mandatory–growing up is optional
  • grumble grumble growl hiss bitch whine piss moan
  • Guard the Mysteries–constantly reveal them
  • Gun control is a great idea–for governments FIRST
  • Guns don't kill people–I do
  • Hacker != Cracker
  • Hacking is a conversational black hole
  • Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge
  • Hackito ergo sum
  • Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would have been informed
  • Hail Eris!  All hail Discordia!  [picture of apple]
  • Hail to the Sun God!  He is the Fun God!  Ra!  Ra!  Ra!
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