Eat whales–intelligent food for intelligent people
Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever
Editors are people, too. They're just out of practice.
Eeny Meeny Chili Beanie, the spirits are about to speak
8 bits–byte, 4 bits–nybble, 2 bits–shayve and a hayrcut
Elf
ELF: The other white meat
Email: when it absolutely, positively has to get lost at the speed of light
An employer once said, "What if I train my people and they leave?" and I answered, "What if you don't train them and they stay?"
EMT's are into bondage. Medics are into pain.
The Enchanted Ground–the SCA as it should have been
The end of the world will occur this Friday at 3:00 PM, with symposium to follow
End rush-hour traffic now! Legalize vehicular weaponry.
Engaged in the passive overthrow of the U.S. government
Engineering is the art of molding materials we do not fully understand into shapes we cannot fully analyse and preventing the public from realizing the full extent of our ignorance
English is bad Ameslan
Enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. You don't have to go through channels.
Does Emacs have the Buddha nature? Why not? It has bloody well everything else
Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant? No? Not much of a "power suit", is it?
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Does this program halt? <In a paradoxical flowchart>
Dogs are wonderful creatures which convert leftovers and table scraps into hair, which they then politely distribute over your carpet and furniture
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Dogs think they're human. Cats wouldn't stoop that low.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch
Democracy is the form of government where everyone gets what the majority deserves
Demonstrations always crash–the probability of them crashing goes up exponentially with the number of people watching
Destructive Testing Systems You make it We break it Guaranteed!
Deterministic Chaotic Physicist
Die, Barney, Die
Die with your boots on
The difference between a fool and a criminal is that a fool attacks unpredictably and on a wider front
The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that in fantasy, dragons can hover; in science fiction, they can not
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
The differential of hi over ho is ho di hi minus hi d ho over ho ho
Dinosaurs exist. Paleobiologists are extinct.
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
Disklexia: putting floppies in upside down
DISORGANIZATION is merely the sign of a very healthy individual trying to do more in a shorter period of time than those lazy, obsessively tidy types who can think of nothing better to do than straighten objects in drawers and stuff like that which only feeds their egos and makes them think that they are better than those of us who are truly gifted
