Don't take life seriously

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  • Don't take life seriously–it isn't permanent
  • Don't tell me not to burn my candle at both ends–just tell me where to get more wax!
  • Don't tell my mother I work for the government. She thinks I work as a bouncer in a brothel.
  • Don't torture yourself–that's my job
  • Don't try this at home, kids.  This stunt should only be attempted by trained, proffessional idiots.
  • Don't try to engage my enthusiasm–I haven't got one
  • Don't try to out-weird me–I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal
  • Don't worry about who you step on when you're on the way up if you don't plan on coming down
  • Don't worry–be silly!
  • Don't worry–Cthulhu LIKES your sense of humor
  • Don't worry–I know my glamour is the sort that terrifies weaklings
  • Don't you look at me in that tone of voice
  • DOS Dinosaur Operating System
  • DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or file name"
  • Down to the C in chips
  • Dragon Obedience School Dropout
  • The Dragon Taxi Service–we will take thee…anywhere
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