'Don't be a fucking

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  • 'Don't be a fucking idiot' should be a safeword
  • Don't be irreplaceable–if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted
  • Don't bite my finger–look where I'm pointing
  • Don't blame me–I voted for Cthulhu
  • Don't blame me–I voted for Socks
  • Don't blame me–I was raised by humans
  • Don't bother me.  I've got my three miracle minimum.  When the Pope signs my sainthood papers, I'm outta here!
  • Don't build more nukes until we use the ones we have
  • Don't cry on my shoulder, I'm off duty —Troy
  • Don't destroy the world in the first chapter–you'll find you need it later
  • Don't drink and derive–know your limits   This kind of humor is integral to calculus
  • Don't get creative here–standards are good for you
  • Don't get even–get odd!
  • Don't get suckered in by comments–only debug code
  • Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude
  • Don't hate yourself in the morning–sleep till noon
  • Don't just flirt–hit me with a clue-by-four
  • Don't just stand there–buy something!
  • Don't just stand there–rub my back!
  • Don't just stand there–scratch my back!
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