Democracy is four wolves and a

Stumbleupon Review

  • Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch
  • Democracy is the form of government where everyone gets what the majority deserves
  • Demonstrations always crash–the probability of them crashing goes up exponentially with the number of people watching
  • Destructive Testing Systems  You make it  We break it Guaranteed!
  • Deterministic Chaotic Physicist
  • Die, Barney, Die
  • Die with your boots on
  • The difference between a fool and a criminal is that a fool attacks unpredictably and on a wider front
  • The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that in fantasy, dragons can hover; in science fiction, they can not
  • The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
  • The differential of hi over ho is ho di hi minus hi d ho over ho ho
  • Dinosaurs exist.  Paleobiologists are extinct.
  • Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
  • Disklexia: putting floppies in upside down
  • DISORGANIZATION is merely the sign of a very healthy individual trying to do more in a shorter period of time than those lazy, obsessively tidy types who can think of nothing better to do than straighten objects in drawers and stuff like that which only feeds their egos and makes them think that they are better than those of us who are truly gifted
  • DNA: the ultimate RIS machine language
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