The entire world is a very

Stumbleupon Review

  • The entire world is a very strange carrot, but the farmer is not worried at all
  • Entropy is what happens when the universe doesn't pay its electric bill
  • Entropy isn't what it used to be
  • Entropy–it's a tough job, but somebody's got to undo it
  • Entropy requires no maintenance
  • Erle Stanley Gardnerian–Initiate of the Mysteries
  • An error?  Impossible–my modem is error correcting
  • Eternal nothingness is ok if you're dressed for it
  • 'Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty' used to mean we watched the government–not the other way around
  • Even barbarians like chocolate chip cookies
  • Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake
  • Even Napoleon had his Watergate
  • Even the worst sf tv show has a fandom
  • Events may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter
  • Every dog has his day…the nights belong to us cats!
  • Every line a straight line, every pause a song cue
  • Every organization appears to be headed by the secret agents of its enemies
  • Every program has at least one bug and one unnecessary instruction–therefore, every program can be reduced to one instruction that doesn't work
  • Every program is part of some other program, and rarely fits
  • Every revolution evaporates, leaving behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy
  • Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty
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