186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs….Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs. Repeat until BUGS = 0
One more time….this is your mind. [picture of egg] This is the government on your mind. [picture of stomped egg] Any questions?
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One of the main causes of the decline of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs
One of the symptoms of impending nervous breakdown is the belief that your work is terribly important
One picture had better be worth a thousand words–it takes up more disk space
1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight–it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
One Step Beyond The Night Gallery into The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone
1/3 + 1/222 = 225/666 Beast Common Denominator
Only a fool expects rational behavior from their fellow human beings. Why do they expect it from a machine that human beings have constructed?
Only borrow from pessimists–they don't expect to be paid back
Only lefties are in their right minds
Only one planet? At least one solar system!
ONLY telepaths don't need safewords
Only the insane have strength enough to prosper: only those that prosper truly judge what is sane
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
The only true deadline is asystole
Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him
Now is the Windows of our disk contents made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork —Richard v3.0
Now that hell has frozen over and Germany has reunited, the only thing that would surprise me would be if Apple and IBM….
Now that the deadline's past, can I please have the spec?
Now you see that Evil will always triumph over Good, because Good is dumb
Nuke the baby seals for Jesus
Nuke the Smurfs
Nuke the whales
Nuke the world–I want to get off
Nuke'em from orbit–it's the only way to be sure
Nuke'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark
Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder
The obscure we see immediately, the completely apparent takes longer
Obtain one Lamb o' God. Garnish with about 90 vegetables and seal up tightly with Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. Allow them to stew in their own juices for 51 days, then sear quickly using a wood fire. Serves one media circus.
Occasional lapses of omniscience are the price I pay for being implementable
[Odo <heart> Kira] [Kira <heart> Bareil] [Lwaxana <heart> Odo] —Deep Space Nine….as the station turns
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from
Nick Knight Taking a bite out of crime, forever
Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Sartre is smartre
The Night Crew–it's an attitude
Nine hundred years ago, I couldn't spell transcendent parahuman deity, and now I are one
Nine megs for the secretaries fair, Seven megs for the hackers scarce, Five megs for the grads in smokey lairs, Three megs for system source. One disk to rule them all, One disk to bind them, One disk to hold the files, And in the darkness grind them.
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy
No boom today Boom tomorrow There's always a boom tomorrow
No costume is complete without cat hair
No food, no sleep, just THE GAME
No, I'm not the con chair you're looking for…move along, move along
No, it isn't fair. Neither was the Middle Ages.
No job too big, no job too small, no job too stupid
No major project is completed on time, within budget, or by the same staff who started it. Yours will not be the first.
No man is an island so long as he is on at least one mailing list
No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up
No matter where you go, there you are
No matter who you vote for, the government gets elected
