Of course I can keep secrets–

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Of course I can keep secrets–it's the people I tell them to who can't keep them
Of course I despise money when I haven't got any. It's the only dignified thing to do.
Of course I have a lesson plan
Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are.
Of course I'm in a bad mood–someone just dropped a house on my sister
Of course I'm normal–I'm perpendicular to everything else
Of course I'm warped–it's faster than impulse
Of course, it's only a theory
Of course it's possible to write good fiction in a world you didn't invent–mainstream writers do it now and then
Of course my job looks easy–I'm doing it
Of course, the U.S. Constitution isn't perfect, but it's a lot better than what we have now
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon–after a while you'd run out of air to push against
Oh Boy!
Oh, drat these computers. They are so naughty and complex. I could just pinch them.
Oh God, I'm so depressed

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