A Purple Heart just shows that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive
The purpose of art is to hold a mirror up to life. Life obviously needs more sleep.
PURR if you love cats
Purranoia: the fear your cats are up to something
Purring–the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
The pursuit of power is the quest for the unattainable by the unphilosophical though the tactics of the unspeakable
Put your modem where your mouth is
Quantum Leap–Fun to watch, difficult to explain
Quantum Leap: places to go, people to be
Quantum Mechanics are <psi>chotic
Quantum Mechanics–the dreams stuff is made of
Quantum physics predicts the past with 80% accuracy
Question Authority
Question Authority–ask me anything
The question is not whether I'm out of my mind, but what are you doing trapped in yours?
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet
Raised by humans
Raised by psychopathic werewolves
Rampaging anarchist horde and floating beer party
Read my LISP–no new syntaxes
Reading the net is like trying to drink from a firehose. Posting to the net is like shouting at people as they go past on a roller coaster. Archiving the net is like washing toilet paper.
Real Daleks don't climb stairs–they level the building
The problem with trouble-shooting is that trouble shoots back
The problem with unwritten laws is that they're so hard to erase
Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water–it's easier if it's frozen
Professional Nuisance for Hire–name a target, name a place, I'm there
Program: a magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages
Programming is a race between programmers trying to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to create bigger and better idiots
Programming is an art form that fights back
Programming: The art of debugging an empty text file
Programming: The art of putting bugs into an empty text file
Progress at best consists of replacing errors with more subtle errors
Projecting empaths–You gotta feel sorry for them
Prooffreading at it's best
Proud member of the cultural elite
PS/2–yesterday's hardware today. OS/2–yesterday's software tomorrow. OS/2 Ext.–today's software real soon now
Psi Corps is your friend. Trust the corps. It's subliminal, it must be true.
Psychedelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality in politicians that have never taken them
Psychiatrists say that one out of four Americans is mentally ill. Check your three closest friends…. If they seem alright, you're the one!
Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity.
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest, I quite fear that it was all in your mind.
Possession of the law is no excuse
Possessor of a mind not merely twisted but actually sprained
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Power corrupts–isn't that what it's for?
Practice atheism, the religion of the gods!
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty
Practice safe government–use kingdoms
Pregnancy is hell. Anyone who says otherwise is lying or on drugs
Prepare for the future–read science fiction
Press any key. NO! NO! Not that one!
Press any key to continue, or any other key to format hard drive
Press ENTER to go on to the next button
Pretend to spank me–I'm a pseudo-masochist
A priest, a minister, a rabbi, a feminist, an Irishman, a Jew, a gorilla, and an elephant walked into a bar. The bartender said, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
Private Button–do not read
The problem with depending on government is that you can't depend on it
The problem with the easy way out is that it's already been mined
