This doll looks like a hunter

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  • This doll looks like a hunter, but press the hidden button and it turns into a deer.  It's an Acteon Figure!  Pack of dogs sold separately
  • This has been a test of the emergency weirdness system
  • This IS a costume.  I'm a homicidal maniac–they look just like everyone else.
  • This is a 100% matter product. In the unlikely event that it contacts anti-matter in any form, a catastrophic explosion will result
  • This is a nightmare and I'm going to wake up, RIGHT?
  • This is a shareware button.  If you have been amused by what you have just read, please give me one dollar.
  • This is a test.  Had it been an actual attack, the warning system wouldn't have worked.
  • This is no ordinary fool you're dealing with.
  • This is part of the 1000 hours of training
  • This is your brain: UNIX ™ This is your brain on drugs: MS-DOS Any questions?
  • This isn't denial.  I'm just very selective about which reality I accept.
  • This isn't hell.  This is where you get sent when you've been bad in hell.
  • This isn't reality.  This is fantasy.
  • This job is a test.  It is only a test.  Had it been an actual job, it would have been followed by pay raises and promotions.
  • This job would be a lot easier if it weren't for the clients
  • This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had it been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.  You may or may not be issued an actual life later.
  • This mind intentionally left blank
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