This must be morning. I never

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  • This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
  • This person is a natural product.  The slight variations in color andtexture enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.
  • This slogan is programming you in ways that may not be apparent for months, or even years.
  • This universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
  • This universe is sold by mass, not by volume.  Some expansion may have occurred during shipment.
  • This universe is sold by weight, not by volume.  Some settling may have occurred during shipment.
  • This universe is too small!  Throw it back!
  • Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do
  • Those who are unable to remember past meetings are condemned to repeat them
  • Those who can, do.  Those who can teach, do more.
  • Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music
  • Those who do not remember the past are doomed to watch the mini-series
  • Those who like sausage or political policy shouldn't watch either being made
  • Those whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC
  • Thou shalt eat green eggs and ham–obey thy God, I-am-that-I-am
  • Thou shalt not kill–even if you really want a burger
  • Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians worshipped cats.  Cats have never forgotten this.
  • 355/113 Not the famous irrational number pi, but an incredible simulation!
  • 333 Eric the half a Beast
  • The three most dangerous things are a programmer witha soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas
  • Thus emailed Zarathustra
  • Tight centralized controls will lead, at best, to fewer and worse disasters
  • Time…do you really believe the past arranges itself for our convenience into those paltry little squares they print on calendars?
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