It's the new millennium. Where's my flying car that folds up into a suitcase?
Raised by psychopathic wolverines
Kittens: self-propelled dewy-eyed barbed wire in a mohair sweater
Shouldn't pi be a round number? Well, it's around 3.14
I'm not Goth–I just look good in black
Blood is thicker than water. Adjust your recipes accordingly.
My words are carved in stone, as befits a real viking. Well, stored in silicon–it's almost the same thing, isn't it?
Revenge is sweet, and it's best served cold. It's a cheesecake!
There are 10 kinds of people, those who are comfortable with binary, and those who aren't
This is not "The Dream". This is what I do on weekends. "The Dream" involves 2 sets of twins, a waterbed,a bucket of whipped topping, a quart of chocolate sauce, a dwarf, and a python.
Vanilla. Monogamous. Not sorry.
Cat Herder
Fanatic: one who does what God would do if He knew the facts of the case
The human race's strongest sexual instinct is the impulse to meddle in other people's sex lives
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
What does your name do in TECO?
Which is correct, typos or typoes? They're both wrong
Vodka corrupts. Absolut vodka corrupts absolutly.
Our long nightmare of peace and prosperity is over
Settlers of Catan: Everybody must get stone
I don't mind the voices. I do mind the busy signal.
My home shows the beneficent influences of books, games, CDs, computers….fan shui
AIDS is a disease. Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.
Do not taunt happy fun superpower
Have you heard about our generous minion benefit plan?
I am the very model of a modern rassefarian, My politics are complex and apparently contrarian, I quote the laws of kashrut even when they're non-contextual, and rattle off the names of the eukaryotes asexual
Vi has two modes: one beeps at you and the other corrupts your data
Chaos, panic, and disorder… at last my work here is done
Don't make me get the flying monkeys
Emacs is a pretty good operating system, but it needs a better text editor
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
I haven't sold my soul to Satan, but we have worked out a rent to own deal
Macintosh for productivity. Linux for development. Palm for mobility. Windows for solitaire.
Nostalgia: fond memories of when your knees didn't hurt
War is how Americans learn geography
The Two Rules 1) Don't tell people everything you know
All your database are belong to us
Carpe per diem
For that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die….or come downstairs bump-bump-bump on the back of his head behind Christopher Robin Whately –The Shunned House at Poohthulhu Corner
I didn't believe in entropy until I bought a house
I want to move to theory. Everything works in theory.
In mundania, I'm short, fat, and weird. In fandom, I'm compact, cuddly, and interesting.
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them
The only thing worse than being alone is wishing you were
Python is executable pseudocode. Perl is executable line noise.
Recovering Upholsterer
Would you like clues with that?
Decadence is its own reward
Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives.
Books breed like rabbits, bookcases breed like elephants
Don't mess with me–I dance with swords
Go not to the surrealists for counsel, for they will say both blue and hippopotamus
Beyond "For Dummies": C++ for the Non-plussed, Visual Basic for the Blind, Perl for Swine
Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peacably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
I'm just wearing black until I find something darker
International Observers in '04
Seen on a rubber chicken: puns don't kill people, pullets do
The Web is the world's greatest library, but all the books are on the floor, and some of them are burning
You know you've been root too long when it's easier to change a password than to remember it
And on the eighth day, God said, "Ok, Murphy, you take over"
Dances with scissors, plays well with wolves
Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks, for your passwords are…..available
Now that I've changed the password on the database, I think it's a good time to discuss my raise
The truth is out there. It's just not indexed very well.
What I want is more money and power and less shit from you people
Sharp sword, short temper. Any questions?
Sometimes you win, and sometimes you learn
All your base are belong to us
Americans love tragedy as long as it has a happy ending
RPGs: Where the voices in your head come out and play
We are the SCAborg. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is feudal.
When life hands me lemons, I make lemonade–but what should I do with raspberries?
Because cats read with their rear ends!
Carpe Sanguine
Geek used to be a text string–now it's a 128-bit numeric field
People ask me why I play with computers at home when I use them at work. They don't understand–I play with computers at work, too.
Encouragable Romantic
Dwarf–the other hardtack
Awake. Aware. Functional. Pick one.
EVIL shouldn't look this GOOD
If God hadn't wanted bioengineering, he wouldn't have let us read the table of contents
If they call it common sense, shouldn't more people have it?
I'm a morning person. I try not to rub it in.
I'm dressed and out of bed. Awake will cost you extra.
Is that a raw fish in your pocket, or are you happy sashimi?
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is 2 persons at one time unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived 6th in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and wait your turn.
When it was all over, Pandora clicked on the window. All the folders were empty, except for the one labelled "Hope".
