If you're a Goth, where

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  • If you're a Goth, where were you when we sacked Rome?
  • America was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots
  • Will of iron, nerves of steel, heart of gold, balls of brass…. No wonder I set off metal detectors
  • Dogs have owners.  Cats have staff.
  • It's 2001. Where's my flying car that folds up into a suitcase?
  • Ask me about UPDOC
  • Be careful when it's raining cats and dogs–you might step in a poodle
  • Don't blame me–I voted for Bartlet
  • How do you open the windows in an Eastern Orthodox church?  Click on the ikons
  • Immoral Support
  • Sleep.  Friends.  Grades.  Pick two.
  • Speak the truth even if your voice trembles
  • Take your need for instant gratification somewhere else
  • Everyone has to face the music.  When it's my turn, I'm gonna sing.
  • It doesn't have to make sense–it's the rule of law
  • The meetings will continue until productivity improves
  • Power corrupts.  Absolute power corrupts absolutely.  Petty power corrupts out of all proportion.
  • Flying–the next best thing to standing in line
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