Stumbleupon Review
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- The words of the magus are to know, to will, to do, and one more I could remember if everyone would just shut up for a moment
- Working with Unix is like wrestling with a worthy opponent. Working with Windows is like attacking a small whining child who is carrying a .38.
- Yes, I'm an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial
- You don't need to have a cat to be a writer. You can bat your own pencils around.
- Europeans think a hundred miles is a long way. Americans think a hundred years is a long time
- Fandom–where people contradict you just to be polite
- Forty gallon drums full of buttons make great wedding and housewarming presents. They're the gift that says, "Look! Buttons."
- I love being a writer. What I hate is the paperwork.
- If you write code that is as clever as you can manage, you will not be clever enough to debug it
- Just once, I'd like to be able to vote for the better of two goods
- Let's do lunch. Have your minion call my minion.
- Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics
- 90% of everything is crap–and your agent gets the other 10%
- Of course there aren't any Yetis. They're ogres in gorilla suits.
- On time. On budget. On Mars. Pick two.
- Recursion is easy. You take a big problem, break off a managable chunk, and are left with a bigger chunk.