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Cats keep their claws sharp

Stumbleupon Review Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough Anything not nailed down is a cat toy! Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity A chill in the air, a … Continue reading

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If you find God hates the same

Stumbleupon Review If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in your own image Reality? That's where the pizza delivery truck comes from Christmas is supposed to be about peace on earth, not … Continue reading

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When I was young, we rolled

Stumbleupon Review When I was young, we rolled our dice uphill, both ways, in the snow! A motion to adjourn is always in order What we want is things that work, what we get is technology Alpha Bitch I no … Continue reading

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Buying a book is buying the

Stumbleupon Review Buying a book is buying the illusion you will have time to read it Support the separation of church and hate Circumflatulation: just farting around Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice [bits of ice striking hull] … Continue reading

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ORDINARY

Stumbleupon Review ORDINARY Callifragilisticexpialidocious not good enough for you? If atheism is a religion, baldness is a hair color Whenever there are sacrifices, there is someone collecting sacrifices Touched by His Noodly Appendage   I am Letterman of Borg. Top ten … Continue reading

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You don't need to look at

Stumbleupon Review You don't need to look at my chest. These aren't the breasts you're looking for. Move along. If you're punctual, no one else is there to appreciate it   I'm willing to make the mistakes if someone else is … Continue reading

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Never get involved in a land

Stumbleupon Review Never get involved in a land war in Asia Aikido–the Asian art of people-folding The heck with the Joneses–I'm trying to keep up with the Jetsons If you friend me, do I not read?    It really does say … Continue reading

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De facto standards are

Stumbleupon Review De facto standards are standards. De jure standards are wishes.   "All knowledge is contained in fandom" does not mean any particular fan knows everything 6 x 9 = 42–All your base 13 are belong to us If God … Continue reading

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Save the Hubble [picture of

Stumbleupon Review Save the Hubble [picture of telescope] Darth Mom @11 J0ur b@53 r b310n6 2 us!!1! The big advantage of a light saber is that you can both cut and toast a bagel in one stroke <h3<km$t3!!1! JOOr k1n6 … Continue reading

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Use vowels every day or you&#

Stumbleupon Review Use vowels every day or you'll get consonated    WWJD? JWRTFM!    A:Because it loses context.  Q: Why is top-posting bad?   Girl Genius Scouts  (it only takes a spark….)    Nothing is too good for our troops means Congress hasn't found a way … Continue reading

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