Cats keep their claws sharp

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  • Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough
  • Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
  • A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!  
  • I think, therefore I am dangerous
  • Usenet Cheaper than drugs, just as addictive, but you have to know how to read!
  • It's worse than you think and they ARE out to get you!
  • You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours!
  • You're pro-life? That's fine. Now get one and stay out of mine!
  • Who needs drugs? I go broke buying books!
  • Weird Load
  • [pentagram] Give me that REAL Old-Time Religion!
  • Book lovers never go to bed alone!
  • MY MIND IS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT TO ANY GOD OR GOVERNMENT
  • Pro-Free Speech. Pro-Gun. Pro-Choice. PRO-FREEDOM!
  • Sure you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian!  
  • [fish with legs] You keep believing… we'll keep evolving!
  • Procrastinate Later
  • My ship finally came in, but it was the Kobayashi Maru!
  • Alcohol and calculus don't mix NEVER DRINK AND DERIVE!
  • Subvert the dominant paradigm!
  • I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am!
  • Don't hate yourself in the morning — Sleep till noon!
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