Stumbleupon Review
- Weird Enough for Government Work
- If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!
- Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.
- Abolish mornings!
- Jesus is coming! LOOK BUSY
- She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized.
- I love my country. It's my government I fear.
- Why should we trust the government with automatic weapons?
- My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.
- My cat dislikes the term "pet." It prefers "friend and confidante."
- Caution Vampire in trunk!
- If it isn't fattening, it isn't food!
- [pentagram] Born Again Pagan
- Just say NO to sex with pro-lifers
- Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
- Don't steal. The government hates competition.
- Computers are vehicles for the mind. They drive you crazy!
- My kid swindled your honor student at the Ferengi College of Business, where students learn to profit from more than just mistakes.
- My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!
- [Alien face] Nice little planet you've got here. Shame if something happened to it.