Author Archives: bunty

Stumbleupon Review I'm going to keep going to these damned cons until I have a one night stand I'm GREAT at immaturity–I've been practicing for decades I'm having a deja vu experience, just like last time I'm having a mid-week … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I'm a law unto myself–and I break it anyway! I'm a misanthrope–what's your fucking problem? I'm a mutated .sig virus. Copy me into your .sig or risk instant death. I'm a right-brain mind in a left-brain job I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people. If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby? If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If we're so smart and so creative, why aren't we happier than they are? If Windows 95 is really Y2K compliant, shouldn't it be called Windows 1995? If women ran the world, there wouldn't be any war.  Nations would … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If the government REALLY wanted us to obey the law, they would tell us what it is If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body…then only left-handed people are in their right … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If it's worth doing, it's worth doing badly If it's worth saying, it's worth saying on a button If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Mexican name? If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them first If I'd wanted a Macintosh, I would have bought one If `if' statements had no `then' clauses, If ignorance is bliss, why aren't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If C++ is your hammer, everything gets to look like a thumb If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a … Continue reading →