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Stumbleupon Review Eat my cactus Eat the Rich! The poor are tough and stringy Eat whales–intelligent food for intelligent people Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever Editors are people, too.  They're just out of practice. Eeny Meeny Chili Beanie, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The entire world is a very strange carrot, but the farmer is not worried at all Entropy is what happens when the universe doesn't pay its electric bill Entropy isn't what it used to be Entropy–it's a tough … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Every Spam is sacred Every tenth Jesus is queer Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it Everybody talks about reality, but nobody does anything about it Everyone is a damn fool for at … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review 'Don't be a fucking idiot' should be a safeword Don't be irreplaceable–if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted Don't bite my finger–look where I'm pointing Don't blame me–I voted for Cthulhu Don't blame me–I voted for … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Don't keep up with the Joneses.  Drag them down to your level. Don't let your mind wander.  It's too little to be let out alone. Don't look back–something might be gaining on you Don't look back–the lemmings might be gaining … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Don't take life seriously–it isn't permanent Don't tell me not to burn my candle at both ends–just tell me where to get more wax! Don't tell my mother I work for the government. She thinks I work as … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Dragonriders do it in between Drink Blood—Fifty trillion mosquitos can't be wrong Drink up, Socrates, it's all natural Drug free school zone is a contradiction in terms Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Death before decaf Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number Death is but a doorway  Here, let me hold that for you Death?  Life?  I never did understand … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch Democracy is the form of government where everyone gets what the majority deserves Demonstrations always crash–the probability of them crashing goes up exponentially with … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review DO IT–It's easier to get forgiveness than permission Do not call up that which you can not put on hold Do not call up that which you can't hang up on Do not disturb–I'm disturbed enough already Do … Continue reading →