Every Spam is sacred

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  • Every Spam is sacred
  • Every tenth Jesus is queer
  • Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it
  • Everybody talks about reality, but nobody does anything about it
  • Everyone is a damn fool for at least five minutes a day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit
  • Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege
  • Everyone is looking at you staring at my tits
  • Everyone was born right-handed. Only the greatest overcome it.
  • Everyone shares my opinion. Some people realize it sooner than others.
  • Everything I say can stand on its own two faces
  • Everything in the universe is packaging, big toys, or meat
  • Everything is going to be alright–for varying values of alright
  • Everything is illusionary, but television is especially illusionary
  • Everything will perish except love and music
  • Evil Mentalist I think, therefore you aren't
  • Evolution in action [picture of Christian fish with legs]
  • Evolution–life's a niche, and then you die
  • Evolution sounds ok, but I'd rather keep my options open
  • Evolved-Again Secular Humanist
  • An excess of syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colon
  • Excuse me while I change into something more formidable
  • Experience is the worst teacher.  It gives you the test first and the instructions afterwards.
  • Experience varies directly with equipment ruined
  • The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the data must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with the theory
  • Fabric: The Gathering
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