Death before decaf

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  • Death before decaf
  • Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast
  • Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number
  • Death is but a doorway  Here, let me hold that for you
  • Death?  Life?  I never did understand Zen.
  • Death or compliance–now that's not to much to ask for, is it?
  • Death to Barney!
  • Debate politics with a fern.  If you lose, refuse to water it.
  • Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever
  • #define sysop GOD  #define reality NULL
  • Deja Fu: The feeling that somewhere, somehow you've been kicked in the head like this before
  • Deja Who?: The feeling that you've forgotten that face before
  • Delight and amaze me!
  • Democracy is based on the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it–good and hard!
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