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I feel like I'm trapped in

Stumbleupon Review I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemmingway story.  If I get any more cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all. I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is … Continue reading

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I don't care if *they* get

Stumbleupon Review I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve, but why do *I* have to get the government they deserve? I don't care what dark matter is–just so it isn't SPIDERS I don't care who does the … Continue reading

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I don't have to take this

Stumbleupon Review I don't have to take this abuse from you–I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me I don't HAVE ulcers–I give them! I don't know and I don't care–that's why they put me in charge I don't … Continue reading

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I don't need speed reading

Stumbleupon Review I don't need speed reading.  I need speed bookcase building. I don't need you, you know–I can be lonely all by myself I don't need your attitude–I have one of my own I don't practice what I preach because … Continue reading

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Humor Me

Stumbleupon Review Humor Me Humpty Dumpty was pushed I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway I am a BBS addict. If you are a decent … Continue reading

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I am not a thug. I am not a

Stumbleupon Review I am not a thug. I am not a fanatic. I am a vitamin supplement to justice. I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers. I am NOT conceited–I just can't stand mortals I am one … Continue reading

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I can't go to work today–

Stumbleupon Review I can't go to work today–the voices said to stay home and clean the guns I can't grow up–I'm too old I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no … Continue reading

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Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent

Stumbleupon Review Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent.  Qui annus est? (Aliens abducted me.  What year is it?) Housewives against entropy Housework can kill you if you do it right How can I build a death ray if they won't let me have any … Continue reading

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How many lawyer jokes are

Stumbleupon Review How many lawyer jokes are there? Four. The rest are all true stories. How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half. How many mathematicians does it take to screw in … Continue reading

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Highlander Movies–There

Stumbleupon Review Highlander Movies–There should be only one History doesn't repeat itself–historians repeat each other History doesn't always repeat itself–sometimes it screams, "WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING?" and lets fly with a club History is the science … Continue reading

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