I can't go to work today–

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  • I can't go to work today–the voices said to stay home and clean the guns
  • I can't grow up–I'm too old
  • I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no head
  • I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies
  • I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
  • I didn't know it was impossible when I did it
  • I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button
  • I do so have a memory.  It's in /usr.
  • I do the work of three men–Larry, Moe, and Curly
  • I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to
  • I don't believe in God or heaven, but I do believe in good coffee–it's as close as I'll get to either
  • I don't believe in no-win scenarios
  • I don't blame Congress.  If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
  • I don't brake for incumbents
  • I don't care if I'm a lemming, I'm still not going
  • I don't care if it IS user friendly–I'm not computer friendly
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