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- I am not a thug. I am not a fanatic. I am a vitamin supplement to justice.
- I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers.
- I am NOT conceited–I just can't stand mortals
- I am one of the greatest liars in the English language–I wouldn't be telling you this if I didn't know it wasn't true
- I am ready to meet my Maker–whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
- I am sick and depraved–please feed me drugs and cookies
- I am simply a human being, more or less
- I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won't help you, either)
- I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater
- I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and should not be held responsible for my behavior
- I am very flexible–I can put both feet in my mouth
- I am very interested in the future because I plan to spend the rest of my life there
- I am what I am, and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires!
- I am ZaZa LaBorg–prepare to be assimilated, dollink!
- I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
- I bought a zip drive to back up my mind, but I filled it with games
- I bought the Star Trek chess set and the Civil War chess set. Now I have the South fight the Klingons.
- I can handle anything as long as it doesn't require skill, talent, training, or knowhow
- I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary days
- I canna change the laws of physics, Captain, but I can find ye a loophole
- I can't be late–I just got here
- I can't be overdrawn–I still have checks left!