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A Purple Heart just shows that

Stumbleupon Review A Purple Heart just shows that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive The purpose of art is to hold a mirror up to life.  Life obviously … Continue reading

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Oy vi! Grody to thEmacs

Stumbleupon Review Oy vi! Grody to thEmacs! Pagan and Proud Pagan Missionary Paladins were born to raze Hell Paramedics save lives, EMTs save paramedics Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least … Continue reading

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The perfect lover is one who

Stumbleupon Review The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 AM Permanent job security is being the only one in the office who reads manuals Permanent Mobile Sabbath–On the Sabbath, it is forbidden to work, even … Continue reading

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Now is the Windows of our disk

Stumbleupon Review Now is the Windows of our disk contents made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork —Richard v3.0 Now that hell has frozen over and Germany has reunited, the only thing that would surprise me would be if … Continue reading

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Of course I can keep secrets–

Stumbleupon Review Of course I can keep secrets–it's the people I tell them to who can't keep them Of course I despise money when I haven't got any. It's the only dignified thing to do. Of course I have a … Continue reading

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Oh my God!  

Stumbleupon Review Oh my God!  Verhoeven killed Starship Troopers!  You bastard! Oh, no.  Not again. Oh, no, not another learning experience! Oh, please continue with your petty bickering–I find it fascinating Old age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill Old code … Continue reading

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186,000 mps: It's not just

Stumbleupon Review 186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs….Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs.  Repeat until BUGS = 0 One more time….this is … Continue reading

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Only two things are infinite,

Stumbleupon Review Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former The only winning move is not to play [with picture of mushroom cloud] An onomatopia is a social-political system that just … Continue reading

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Nerd Pride

Stumbleupon Review Nerd Pride Nerd Pride: Why DO they think that "walking encyclopedia" is an insult? The net is like real life, only much, much faster Network management is like nailing jello to a wall Neutral Greedy Never argue with … Continue reading

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Never let your schooling

Stumbleupon Review Never let your schooling interfere with your education Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be complex and wonderful Never offend with style when you can offend with substance Never play leapfrog with a unicorn Never … Continue reading

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