Nerd Pride

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  • Nerd Pride
  • Nerd Pride: Why DO they think that "walking encyclopedia" is an insult?
  • The net is like real life, only much, much faster
  • Network management is like nailing jello to a wall
  • Neutral Greedy
  • Never argue with a Scorpio–even if you win, you lose
  • Never argue with a Scorpio–it's frustrating and you'll lose anyway
  • Never ask a barber whether you need a haircut
  • Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself alone
  • Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity
  • "Never bite the hand that feeds you" does *not* apply to cats
  • Never confuse endurance with hospitality
  • Never criticize a man till you've walked a mile in his shoes.  Then if he didn't like what you've said, he's a mile away and barefoot.
  • Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all
  • Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you
  • Never, EVER, throw a fireball in a closed room
  • Never follow a rule off a cliff
  • Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder
  • Never judge a man by the size of his deck…..Magic the Blathering
  • Never learn to type.  If you do, someone will ask you to do it.
  • Never let any mechanical device know you're in a hurry
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