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Stumbleupon Review Writing is easy.  All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead Writing is like prostitution–first you do it for love, then for a few friends, and finally for … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions, all different You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting You are in the presence of a system administrator…..KNEEL You are wise, witty, and wonderful, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review You can't have too many buttons–only too little surface area You can't judge a book by its movie You can't teach people to be lazy.  Either they have it or they don't. You can't tell beforehand which side of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review When in doubt, use more thermite When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other When people go berzerk at the post office, why … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket? Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? Where's the CNTRL-ALT-MAKE SENSE button? Which came first, the future or the past? While you were … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Why did Douglas Hofstadter cross the road?  To make this riddle possible Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What's Latin for office automation? Why do people persist in walking directly into the well-marked, laser-sharpened, 80K rpm mill saw that is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What do you get if you have thirteen witches in a hot tub?  A self-cleaning coven What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?  New Age music What do you look like when you aren't visualizing anything? … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What part of "HUH?" didn't you understand? What part of MEOW didn't you understand? What part of NEIGH didn't you understand? [picture of angry horse] What part of NO didn't you understand? What part of NOT SUPPORTED didn't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What's the difference between MAGIC the Gathering ™ and crack cocaine? You can get crack cocaine anywhere What's the difference between New Age and Neo-Pagan? About $500 a weekend What's the good of being grown-up if you can't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review We're going to keep on repeating history until we get a passing grade We're here to help you appreciate normal people We're so busy catching minnows, we forget we're standing on a whale We're sorry, the button you … Continue reading →