You can't have too many

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  • You can't have too many buttons–only too little surface area
  • You can't judge a book by its movie
  • You can't teach people to be lazy.  Either they have it or they don't.
  • You can't tell beforehand which side of the bread you should butter
  • You can't win.  You can't break even.  You can't get out of the game.  Can I abdicate?
  • You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys
  • You do not wish to know anything.  You wish only to speak.
  • You don't have to be crazy to work here.  We'll train you.
  • You don't need to bring your adversaries to their knees, just to their senses
  • You get what you settle for
  • You guys start writing code and I'll go find out what they want
  • You knew the job was dangerous when you took it
  • You know better than to trust a strange computer
  • You know, just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!
  • You know, you have to be careful not to get yourself locked into this open systems stuff. —IBM executive
  • You know you've been hacking too long when you wake up at 11 AM and can't get back to sleep because you can't find the go_back_to_sleep command
  • You know you've been on the internet too long when you've got to turn your head sideways to express emotion
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