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- You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions, all different
- You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting
- You are in the presence of a system administrator…..KNEEL
- You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much of your time reading buttons
- You are only as strong as your weakest delusion
- You bash the Balrog, I'll climb a tree
- You can do anything thou wilt in Aleister's restaurant
- You can fly, but that cocoon has to go
- You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time — that should be enough for most purposes
- YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime
- You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to swim on his back, you've got something
- You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof
- You can name your own salary here–I call mine Fred
- You can stop being useless now–the crisis has passed
- You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in their foreheads
- You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls
- You can't achieve the impossible unless you attempt the absurd
- You can't be a figment of my imagination–I'd have done a better job
- You can't cancel the project! We've already made the t-shirts!
- You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus
- You can't go on forever living in the shadow of world destruction–people get bored.