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Stumbleupon Review Beyond "For Dummies": C++ for the Non-plussed, Visual Basic for the Blind, Perl for Swine Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Give me brains.  After all, you are what you eat. Go sell crazy someplace else.  We're all stocked up here. Great minds, same gutters Hello.  I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts(tm) #9875.  Ask me about a franchise in your area. Hubris is stealing … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If God had wanted us to use metric, he would have given us ten fingers If you want an answer to that question, you'd better be bringing me chocolate If you want to see me, drop in any … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Master of Superfluous Technology Miles' Girlfriends—be all you can be, and then some "More hay, Trigger?"  "No thanks, Roy. I'm stuffed." My father sacked Lindisfarne, and all I got was this lousy pennanular broach My name is Bambi.  You killed … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review You say nah-celle, I say nay-celle–let's call the holo thing off You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you odd You should learn to be assertive, but not with me You should see the ones … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review You're not as real as you think You're not right.  You just SOUND right. You're not the only one who thinks I don't know what I'm doing You're only young once–after that you need another excuse You're sick for … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review [Yin/Yang] 🙂 Computer Analyst: "Now lie down and tell me about your motherboard…." An erection doesn't count as personal growth I believe in libraries.  Everybody should have one. I don't do math–that's why I went into computers I only … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What does a pagan do at a parking meter?  Reads the signs, calls the quarters, and pays tribute to Demeter Y2K complacent Alpha Geek Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic As a matter of fact, Mr. Shatner, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Writing is easy.  All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead Writing is like prostitution–first you do it for love, then for a few friends, and finally for … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions, all different You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting You are in the presence of a system administrator…..KNEEL You are wise, witty, and wonderful, … Continue reading →