You say nah-celle, I say nay-

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  • You say nah-celle, I say nay-celle–let's call the holo thing off
  • You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you odd
  • You should learn to be assertive, but not with me
  • You should see the ones we don't let out in public
  • You shouldn't go faster than twice the speed of light–it's too hard on the tires
  • You were TOLD not to feed me after midnight
  • You wouldn't say that if I were Fabio
  • You'll find I'm full of surprises
  • You'll go to Heck if you don't believe in Gosh
  • You'll have to be nice to me–I throw up easily
  • Your eyes are weary from reading buttons.  You are sleepy.  You agree with all my ideas.  You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
  • Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency
  • Your mouse pointer has moved.  You must reboot Windows for this change to take effect.
  • Your reality is lies and balderdash and I am delighted to say I have no grasp of it whatsoever
  • Your silliness has been noted
  • Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons
  • You're a much nicer person than I am, so I'm sure you'll forgive the vicious things I've been saying about you
  • You're awfully picky for someone from the twilight zone
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