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- Give me brains. After all, you are what you eat.
- Go sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
- Great minds, same gutters
- Hello. I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts(tm) #9875. Ask me about a franchise in your area.
- Hubris is stealing the fire of the gods. Chutzpah is offering to sell it back.
- I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow probably won't be, either.
- I don't flirt with death. She runs up and sticks her tongue in my ear.
- I don't go postal. I get medieval.
- I have a contract with my cat. I feed the cat, and the cat, um, lets me.
- I have one job on this lousy ship. It's a stupid job, but I'm going to do it.
- I have the body of a goddess–the Venus of Willendorf
- I may be a squire, but I'm not YOUR squire
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- I wish killfiles worked in real life
- I'd mock you, but the thrill is gone
- If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?
- If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed….Oh wait! He does!