Stumbleupon Review
- What does a pagan do at a parking meter? Reads the signs, calls the quarters, and pays tribute to Demeter
- Y2K complacent
- Alpha Geek
- Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic
- As a matter of fact, Mr. Shatner, I *have* kissed a girl
- Bi Poly Switch I'm not indecisive, I'm GREEDY!
- By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, By the Beans of Java do thoughts acquire speed, Hands acquire trembling, The trembling becomes a shaking, By caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
- Can I have my mid-life crisis now while I'm young and agile enough to enjoy it?
- Cat: a narcissistic personality in a fur suit
- Change is inevitable, growth is optional
- Dijon Vu: The feeling you've seen mustard before
- Do Catholic vampires believe in transubstantiation?
- Do Catholic vegetarians believe in transubstantiation?
- Do good, avoid evil, and throw a room party
- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
- Don't bother me–I'm living happily ever after
- Eight hugs a day–gotta give'em, gotta get'em
- *Expensive* Amazon!
- Faith manages, Willow does tech support
- The first amendment is meaningless without the freedom to not discuss the second
- "Gee, Mr. Croup, what are we going to do tonight?" "Same thing we do every night, Mr. Vandemar–try to take over London below!"