Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review Freedom is just chaos with better lighting Freedom of speech is wonderful–right up there with the freedom not to listen A Freudian slip may be revealing, but a Jungian slip is just a mythstake Friendly fire isn't.  Recoilless rifles … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review 'The fog comes in on little cat feet' is a flat lie unless fog is a great deal noisier than I ever expected The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false. Fool!  I am the guard! For … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch–don't push it 42? 7.5 million years, and all you got was….oh, you were running Windows Fighting is cheating. If you get caught, you weren't cheating hard enough. File not found.  I'll load something *I* think … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Fabricati Diem, PVNC Failure is not an option Faith Manages Fandom–drugs would be cheaper Fandom is the world's most sophisticated and advanced system for just hanging around Fandom isn't a matter of life and death–it's much more important … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Every Spam is sacred Every tenth Jesus is queer Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it Everybody talks about reality, but nobody does anything about it Everyone is a damn fool for at … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The entire world is a very strange carrot, but the farmer is not worried at all Entropy is what happens when the universe doesn't pay its electric bill Entropy isn't what it used to be Entropy–it's a tough … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Eat my cactus Eat the Rich! The poor are tough and stringy Eat whales–intelligent food for intelligent people Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever Editors are people, too.  They're just out of practice. Eeny Meeny Chili Beanie, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Dragonriders do it in between Drink Blood—Fifty trillion mosquitos can't be wrong Drink up, Socrates, it's all natural Drug free school zone is a contradiction in terms Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Don't take life seriously–it isn't permanent Don't tell me not to burn my candle at both ends–just tell me where to get more wax! Don't tell my mother I work for the government. She thinks I work as … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Don't keep up with the Joneses.  Drag them down to your level. Don't let your mind wander.  It's too little to be let out alone. Don't look back–something might be gaining on you Don't look back–the lemmings might be gaining … Continue reading →