Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review Humor Me Humpty Dumpty was pushed I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway I am a BBS addict. If you are a decent … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review How many lawyer jokes are there? Four. The rest are all true stories. How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a half. How many mathematicians does it take to screw in … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent.  Qui annus est? (Aliens abducted me.  What year is it?) Housewives against entropy Housework can kill you if you do it right How can I build a death ray if they won't let me have any … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Highlander Movies–There should be only one History doesn't repeat itself–historians repeat each other History doesn't always repeat itself–sometimes it screams, "WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING?" and lets fly with a club History is the science … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Here at First National, you're not just a number–you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number Here I am!  Now what are your other two wishes? He's dead, Jean-Luc He's dead, Jim. He's dead, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Having a Prince Albert means never losing your car keys He who obeys…sometimes The heck with top and bottom–I want relationships with strangeness and charm Hedonist for Hire–No job too easy The hell with criticism–praise is good enough … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review HAL 9000: "Dave, put those Windows disks down…Dave…DAVE!" Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years–I'd just like to know which half Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse when … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Government is the great fiction whereby everyone endeavors to live at the expense of everyone else A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul Grad School–it's not a job, it's … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the equipment, training, and staff to make a difference God grant me the serenity to accept the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review General System Error: Please sacrifice a goat and two chickens to continue The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance Genetically perfect but morally crippled Gerbil-jamming is safe–if you don't share gerbils … Continue reading →