Monthly Archives: February 2006

Of course I can keep secrets–

Stumbleupon Review Of course I can keep secrets–it's the people I tell them to who can't keep them Of course I despise money when I haven't got any. It's the only dignified thing to do. Of course I have a … Continue reading

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Now is the Windows of our disk

Stumbleupon Review Now is the Windows of our disk contents made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork —Richard v3.0 Now that hell has frozen over and Germany has reunited, the only thing that would surprise me would be if … Continue reading

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Non-linear, far from

Stumbleupon Review Non-linear, far from equilibrium, and strangely attracted The Non Serviam Kid None of your 87 cats put the seat down either Normal?  Normal is a setting on my dryer Normal is when they cut off your sixth finger and … Continue reading

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NO!  NO!  

Stumbleupon Review NO!  NO!  Don't touch the plot contrivance switch! No one can make you feel inferior without your consent No one ever built a statue to a critic No one expects the Spammish repetition   Spam!  Spam!  Spam!  Spam! No one is a failure who is … Continue reading

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The nice thing about standards

Stumbleupon Review The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from Nick Knight Taking a bite out of crime, forever Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Sartre is smartre The Night Crew–it's an attitude Nine hundred years … Continue reading

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Never let your schooling

Stumbleupon Review Never let your schooling interfere with your education Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be complex and wonderful Never offend with style when you can offend with substance Never play leapfrog with a unicorn Never … Continue reading

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Nerd Pride

Stumbleupon Review Nerd Pride Nerd Pride: Why DO they think that "walking encyclopedia" is an insult? The net is like real life, only much, much faster Network management is like nailing jello to a wall Neutral Greedy Never argue with … Continue reading

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My other wife is normal

Stumbleupon Review My other wife is normal My parents went to Diskworld, and all they got me was this lousy stuffed turtle My .sig can't come out today.  It has a virus. My ship came in.  It was the Kobayashi Maru. My … Continue reading

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My greatest fear is that one

Stumbleupon Review My greatest fear is that one of the candidates will win My house is dog-broken My ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals.  The brilliance of my mind is dazzling.  Even I am impressed by it. My inner child … Continue reading

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Mulder & Scully in 2000—

Stumbleupon Review Mulder & Scully in 2000—Trust no one else Mulder & Scully slash?  Isn't that a little…perverse? Mules and donkeys aren't used in war because they're too smart to go on a battlefield Mumble, mumble, mumble….POOF! MUMPS!  The 3 1/2 generation … Continue reading

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