My other wife is normal

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  • My other wife is normal
  • My parents went to Diskworld, and all they got me was this lousy stuffed turtle
  • My .sig can't come out today.  It has a virus.
  • My ship came in.  It was the Kobayashi Maru.
  • My sole consort went to the Romulan Neutral Zone and all I got was this khest'n button
  • My species domesticated your species [picture of cat's face]
  • My stand on gun control is: No one should be allowed to own guns–except me
  • My strength is as the strength of ten because my code is pure
  • My superiority complex is better than your superiority complex
  • My whole life is a movie–it's just that there are no dissolves.  I have to live every agonizing moment of it–my life needs editing.
  • Nasty, Brutish, and Short
  • National Lampoon Staff Anthropologist at large
  • National Psychic Society   You KNOW where the meetings are
  • Naturally you're out of book space.  Everyone is always out of book space. If you're not out of book space, you're probably not worth knowing.
  • Nature abhors an atmosphere.  Check your suit seals.
  • Nature knows no politics, but nature always votes
  • Naugahyde is murder
  • A neat desk is the sign of a sick mind
  • The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.  The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many. [written in Yin/Yang symbol]
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